[UA] Lavomancy major

[Kevin Elmore]

> This school is actually not so bad in this respoce if you
> just jack
> everything up tremendously: use the sig. ritual for
> minors, use the
> major for sigs, and come up with something crazy for
> majors.
> 

I think an appropriate crazy thing for a major is to clean
something huge and famous all by yourself.

So, you could get a major charge if you clean the Statue of
Liberty, Big Ben, Golden Gate Bridge, etc.  However,
something that large gets dirty pretty easily in the middle
of cleaning unless you close it down.  And being able to do
it legally can't be that easy.  Try explaining that you
cannot have any staff help you clean something.

"So, Mr. Secretary, I'll be quite happy to take on the job
of cleaning and repainting the St. Louis Arch."

"And your fee includes the pay for your cleaning crew?"

"Oh, I don't have a crew.  I'd much rather do this myself."

"I'm not paying one man all that money for the task.  It'll
take you forever, and I won't close down the tourism for
that long."

"Oh, I'll do it for only $100."

"You are a lunatic.  Get out of here."

Just an idea.

Kevin



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