[UA] Lavomancy major

[Royal Minister of Stuff]

--- Kevin Elmore <kelmore at rocketmail.com> wrote:
> > This school is actually not so bad in this respoce
> if you
> > just jack
> > everything up tremendously: use the sig. ritual
> for
> > minors, use the
> > major for sigs, and come up with something crazy
> for
> > majors.
> > 
> 
> I think an appropriate crazy thing for a major is to
> clean
> something huge and famous all by yourself.
> 
> So, you could get a major charge if you clean the
> Statue of
> Liberty, Big Ben, Golden Gate Bridge, etc.  However,
> something that large gets dirty pretty easily in the
> middle
> of cleaning unless you close it down.  And being
> able to do
> it legally can't be that easy.  Try explaining that
> you
> cannot have any staff help you clean something.
> 
> "So, Mr. Secretary, I'll be quite happy to take on
> the job
> of cleaning and repainting the St. Louis Arch."
> 
> "And your fee includes the pay for your cleaning
> crew?"
> 
> "Oh, I don't have a crew.  I'd much rather do this
> myself."
> 
> "I'm not paying one man all that money for the task.
>  It'll
> take you forever, and I won't close down the tourism
> for
> that long."
> 
> "Oh, I'll do it for only $100."
> 
> "You are a lunatic.  Get out of here."
> 
> Just an idea.
> 
> Kevin

Yeah, but imagine trying to do that at
Rennes-le-Chateau or the Taj Mahal.  

=====
-- Rp Bowman, Royal Minister of Stuff
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