[UA] Re: Your country, it scares me.

[Epoch]

On Thu, 9 Nov 2000, Kevin Mowery wrote:

> > You know how painful it is to be from Kansas City,
> > Missouri?  When I travel, people assume I come from that
> > state that made evolution illegal.  Just wait until Kansas
> > decides to outlaw gravity, man.
> 
>     Kansas can also laugh at Oklahoma, where you can be denied an education
> for suspcion of being a witch.
> 
>     But, as Michael Moore said today, if this were a foreign country where
> all sorts of voting irregularities were coming out of a province controlled
> by the brother of a candidate, we'd be sending in UN inspectors and Jimmy
> Carter to oversee the election and levying economic sanctions.

Yeah, but basically in the hopes that Jimmy Carter would get the trots.
That's /always/ amusing, and there's nothing we 'Mericans like more than a
good belly laugh.

Mike

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