[UA] Baseball

[Chris Cooper]

--- Mattias Östklint <mattias.ostklint at husqvarna.se>
wrote:

> Not sure if it's relevant, but Baseball is only
> played (in any major 
> sense) in the US. Cricket is more widespread, and
> cricket is silly with a 
> big S. Another question: why do USians insist on two
> really major sports 
> that are only ever played there?

Largely, yes. It's even sillier when the Two Sports of
the US have World Series. Although I've heard that
baseball is big in Japan and the USSR once claimed to
have created it.

It's played on a vulvic diamond. The baseball bat is a
magick wand and symbolic phallus. The baseball is a
metaphorical sperm that it is smacked out the ballpark
into the ovaries of Nut. Basball is all about
Frazerian fertility myths; the quest of a single sperm
up mythical fallopian tubes.

Damn. It must be all that talk of balls.

C.




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