[UA] Last Minute Details

[Chris Cooper]

> Unknown VariableX <unknown_variablex at hotmail.com>
She
> would probably be suspicious 
> of something if she had cravings for charcoal, and
> even more suspicious if 
> there was a wind up key or slot for the same
> anywhere on her body. What does 
> that leave?

Maybe she has a septic tank in her abdomen (wait for
it) and everything she eats decomposes and she burns
off methane to turn a vane (which were available in
Victorian times, weren't they?).

Although the dynamo is enough to drive her its the
symbolic statement that matters.

Chris, who is not called cranky because he's upset.

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