[UA] OT: Donnie Darko Smurfs

[Rayburn, Russell E.]

Obligatory Donnie Darko ( http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0246578/ ) smurf quote:

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was
sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf
village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed
her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen.
Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those
little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a
Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"