[UA] The Metrosexual and the Rake

[Chris Cooper]

Since there's all this talk about metrosexuals, I was
reminded of a Rake thread on RPG.NET.

The thread-starter wanted to do a rake for UA. I
checked through AotM, and figured out some channels.

The PoMoRake is a sexually ambivalent polecat on coke.
I post this for amusement value. After all I can just
use the Hermaphroodite if I need bisexual GMCs. 

The PostModSquad Rake/Aggressive Metrosexual.

Add your own symbols, like pots of hair gel, herbal
soaps, and moisturizer.

Famous people: everyone on the Celebrity A-list.

Signifiacnt places: Hair dresses and salons.

Masks: Avocado, and Basil-and-Peanut-Oil.

Altered/Alternative stuff and channels. 

The rake can be male or female/ straight or gay or any
combination thereof. This is more of a
Crowleian/Alchemy version of the Rake. 

First 
The Rake can click on to what someone secretly
desires. This is the same as the first channel but
includes sex, obsessions and Noble Passions. 

The rake can also reduce one hardened or failed notch
in any one person he has sex with on a successful
roll. Yes, this does include masturbation (sex with
someone you love). 

Second 
The Rake can come to possess those Desired Traits in
his Avatar: The Rake skill. Any failed Soul-based
social roll can be rerolled once. 

The rake can channel and direct the heaing properties
of sex. After sex, he rolls his Avatar: The Rake skill
and heals as if he was tended by a doctor (see
healing). 

Third 
A Rake can alter the sexual orientation in himself or
in others. This includes homo/heterosexuality but goes
way far into the realms of bizarreness and dark
thirsts. An unwilling partner may have to make many
Stress Checks if this happens to them. 

The Rake can also have it those he chooses become
sexually desirable to a specific sexual class or
orientation. 

Fourth 
The Rake now can pool the vigourous energies of eros
to rejuvenate himself and others. The Rake has become
the Fountain of Youth. Once per year he can reduce age
in himself and others by the sum of his Avatar: the
Rake roll. The amount is rolled at the beginning of
the year and replenishes every Spring. It does not
accumulate over the year - the pool is refreshed. 

Suspected Godwalker. 

The Ouro of Serpents, a suspected Rake Godwalker could
fall pregnant and give birth to himself while letting
his old body die during the traumatic birth. 

Like a snake shedding all the excess skin and coming
out whole, refreshed. 

He could do the same for others, falling preganat with
them too too. 

The Ouro could still be alive, giving birth for money.




=====
The little bird that is the song in my heart
is too tired to be carried
by its battered wings.

It falls, crashes...
... and is still in its bone cage...

Dead Inside from Atomic Sock Monkey press.


                                      www.atomicsockmonkey.com

__________________________________
Do you Yahoo!?
Yahoo! Finance: Get your refund fast by filing online.
http://taxes.yahoo.com/filing.html