[UA] Covering up your PCs' actions (LONG-attached articles)

[Chris Cooper]

--- Zach Johnson <znjohns at midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
 such that by putting
> the corpse in a
> bathtub with it, after a couple of days you can
> flush your troubles down
> the drain?

It's not legitimate. There's too much of the body that
doesn't dissolve. I think all you fatty tissue and
cartiliginous tendons remain. And they clog
everything.

The absolute freaking best way. A shallow grave,
insert corpse, fill remaining hole with lime. Cover
lime pit with big stones (they roll and shift and
settle as the corpse is eaten away). Keep sprinkingly
sand over everything.

I think I read a Joe R Lansdale book where the corpse
was shoved down into an anthill. This was years ago
and my memory is fuzzy.

I personally think a giant sausage grinding machine is
great. Especially with Ordo Corpulentus running
around.

See they're back again.

Cheers,

Chris.


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The little bird that is the song in my heart
is too tired to be carried
by its battered wings.

It falls, crashes...
... and is still in its bone cage...

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