[UA] The slow week after heartbreak?

[Chris Cooper]

--- Tim Bisaillon <knightbane at hotmail.com> wrote:
 
> A Valentine's Tale
> a down and dirty synopsis of a UA tale.
 
[snip-snippetty-snip]

> After falling through the floor and ending up in the
> basement, the PC's 
> discovered several heads floating in big jars. One
> of the PC's went mad and 
> ended up killing his associate, before eating a
> bullet himself.

Hey it's the plot breakdown of Mike Mignola's Hellboy.
All of them.
 
> And how was your Valentine's?

My Valentine's was sweet. Thanks for asking. I was
invited to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting (hey,
nicotine counts!).

After that may girlfriend and I went to buy stationary
in a mall whose PA system collapsed noisily during a
Avril Lavigne sonar.

Then a friend phones me and I tell him I found the
worst comic evah! Jewish Hero Corps. We laugh
heartily. It is so bad, I was surprised there wasn't
any Mike, Tom and Crow in the bottom left of each
panel.

It starts raining, girlfriend and I play with a rat.
Rain gets worse, we stay in with suspect rat.

We wake up on Sunday morning and go to a
post-Valentine's-quiet-Sunday brunch of fucking HUGE
ommelettes. Mine was cooked with whole freaking Basil
leaves, but no people with sickles came to kill me as
the sacrificial king.

It was rather pleasantly unexciting and most assuredly
non-Valentine in flavour.

Cheers,

Chris.   

=====
The little bird that is the song in my heart
is too tired to be carried
by its battered wings.

It falls, crashes...
... and is still in its bone cage...

Dead Inside from Atomic Sock Monkey press.


                                      www.atomicsockmonkey.com

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