[UA] Artifact- The Typewriter

[Oliver Wood]

> Just put a nasally, whining, arsekissing, fascist
> German accent as part of the Sleeper team, and there
> you have a twat who arrogantly follows orders
> exactly
> to the T.

The only way you could possibly make this any better
would be to use some lines from Adrian Edmondsons
charactor in Blackadder Goes Forth as your guy. 
"Ha Ha! You English and your fascination with ze
toilet! For us it is merely a means to an end, but for
you, the basis for an entire culture!"

Possibly. 

Oli
Having as usual drunk far too much coffee


	
	
		
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