[UA] Artifact- The Typewriter

[Chris Cooper]

--- Chad Eagleton <ceagleto at yahoo.com> wrote:
> It's a cool idea, but I don't think the Sleepers
> would
> be that stupid...unless maybe it was a newbie who
> fucked up...
Just put a nasally, whining, arsekissing, fascist
German accent as part of the Sleeper team, and there
you have a twat who arrogantly follows orders exactly
to the T.

"Heinrich, did you get the manuscript?"

"Ooooh ja, herr Uberbollocks!"

"Hand it over, Heinrich."

Reads. Flings page after page into the crackling fire.

"Goodwork, Heinrich. Now with the ribbon spool, we can
make the necessary copies when we need too."

"Ribbon spool...? Uh, you didnicht zay anyzink abot ze
zibbin-schplool, Herr Uberbollocks."

Herr Uberbollocks weeps softly into the crumpled
last-quarter remains of 333. Because that which was
the truest book of the truth in the world, evah!!!

Cheers,

Chris. 



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The little bird that is the song in my heart
is too tired to be carried
by its battered wings.

It falls, crashes...
... and is still in its bone cage...

Dead Inside from Atomic Sock Monkey press.


                                      www.atomicsockmonkey.com

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