[UA] Cannibalism

[Simon Jones]

It's good eating. But given the amount of times humans live and all the crap
we eat, it'll probably taste pretty rank. Sort of like with sharks and
similar. Filled with unhealthy amounts of all sorts of chemicals.

----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Greg Stolze" <holycrow at mindspring.com>
To: <ua at lists.uchicago.edu>
Sent: Friday, September 19, 2003 8:29 PM
Subject: [UA] Cannibalism


>Eating human flesh is not good for the body. After
>your body struggles to assimilate the meat, it starts
>to show ñ as if nature itself finds this practice
>abhorrent and puts up big warning signs to everyone
>else.
>
>When people eat human flesh their skin becomes waxy
>and yellow and puffy or beefy-looking. And when they
>sweat, they release a disgusting stink that only
>cannibals give off.

See, I'd heard that human flesh is actually excellent provender -- very
easy to digest, little waste, very efficient.  Where'd you get this waxy
stank idea?

-G.

"My writer friends, and they are legion, do not go around beaming with
quiet feelings of contentment.  Most of them go around with haunted,
abused, surprised looks on their faces, like lab dogs on whom very personal
deodorant sprays have been tested."
-Anne Lamott

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