[UA] Rude awakening

[Greg Stolze]

>So I'm in a hotel room, and three or four rednecks armed
>with lead pipes come knocking on the room next door.  I
>don't know that lead pipes are all they have, so I pull my
>gun and leap out, surprising them.  Seeing that all they
>have are lead pipes, I used my first action to put my gun
>away...

Bwah!  If I'd been running the rednecks, they'd have seen the gun and said,
"Er uhhhh... we were just... er..."

"Fixin' that leak!"

"Eyeah, that's right.  Me an' Clem an' Ernie here, we're just fixin' a
leak.  Don' want no trouble.  We'll just go now."

"Go fix the leak."

"Eyeah."

-G.

My son's a prodigy!  He entered his Terrible Twos at just eighteen months!

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