[UA] [OT] Mom, Pepsi, milk

[Greg Stolze]

>Imagine: Michael Jackson has turned white, the Russians are not the
>enemy anymore, cars look like eggs, there's been two wars against
>Iraq, there's no more WTC .... and Bush II is president. And the
>internet, cellulars, laptops ... the Rolling Stones are really old now.
>We eat or don't genetically manipulated food ...

Heh.  The (paraphrased) Simpsons reference is, of course...

KENT BROCKMAN: And we're now going LIVE to talk with a man who's just woken
up since being in a coma since 1972!

MAN FROM COMA: When I got in that car crash, "I Got You Babe" was on the
radio.  Just tell me Sonny and Cher aren't still together.

KENT BROCKMAN: No, she's won an Oscar and he's a U.S. Senator.

MAN FROM COMA: (Falls back into coma)

-G.

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