[UA] Heard Mentality: Coffee Break

[Joe Littrell]

"There's a spot in the Galleria section of Houston where two Starbucks sit 
directly across the street from one another. According to Lewis Black, this 
is the end of the Universe, and if you stand directly between them, time 
stops for you. He's mostly right, but what he leaves out is this: you have 
to get an unused cup from one store and take it across the street to be 
filled with black coffee from the other store. *Then* if you stand directly 
between the two stores, as long as you're holding that cup of coffee, until 
it cools down, you've got all the time you need to do whatever you need to 
do ... as long as you can do it with one hand..."
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   "We crisscross the world, making
    it right, making it strange, and
    the people never see our coming
   or our going..."
               - Doc Brass, Planetary 



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