[UA] Christ to be Exhumed

[Joe Murphy]

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Sent: Friday, March 15, 2002 12:33 AM
Subject: Re: [UA] Christ to be Exhumed


> >I'd say there was a pretty significant difference
> >between the Virgin Mary and Mary Magdalene, but I also
> >wouldn't be the first to throw any stones at the
> >latter.
>
> Y'know, insinuating some kind of correspondence between the two would be a
> fun way to be offensive. Especially if you're following the
> common-among-highschoolers knowledge that "of course christ was screwing
the
> magdalene. If you had a hooker worshipping you, wouldn't you?"
>

You know all about the 'Holy Blood, Holy Grail' route, I hope? Christ
married Mary M (spelled like that, she sounds like a Prince groupie), and
went on to have kids. Proof? Well, he's referred to as 'rabbi' in the Bible,
and rabbis marry.

And then after the resurrection, he went and lived in France. His bloodline
becomes what we misinterpret as the 'Holy Grail' - instead of looking for
the 'san greal' (holy grail), we should look for the 'sang real' (royal
blood).

Etc. It's great stuff.

Joe.



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