[UA] Magick Schools

[Kevin Elmore]

> I made two up recently 1 on Speaking(Lingomancy
> And another on Children (Infantomancy,if anyone would
> like to hear bout dem
> drop me a line.
> 

You know how through clever tactile manipulation and proper
use of muscle control, a person can be brought to sexual
climax quickly, yet the lover may abort the sensual
arousal, causing frustration and unfulfilled sexual
tension?

That's how I feel when someone says, "I worked on
something, but I'll share it privately with anyone who
cares."  

Don't hold out, man.  I gots to have my stuff.  Give it to
me, baby!  It's painful when you keep it to yourself
instead of please me with it.  Share it with all of us so
that we can bask in your sticky glory.

> Chance "Ascending, I can feel it... No wait that was
> gas...." Peterson

Aha!  I told you that the Invisible Clergy wouldn't be that
stinky!

Kevin




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Beavis & Butthead do not cause fires; stupid people do.  Role-playing games do not cause mass cultish suicides; stupid people do.  Homosexuality does not lead to societal and moral decay; stupid people do.  God does not condemn or place false blame on these things; stupid people do.
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