[UA] UA this one! (OT)

[Stuart Anderson]

Royal Minister of Stuff wrote:

> I'm only going to see this movie if Benny "The Jet"
> Urquidez plays the Knob Monkey or one of his henchmen.

The KM must, by necessity be strictly CGI.  But henchmen?
Knob Monkey Henchmen? Acolytes? I had never considered this.
Simply because he's a mindless automaton doesn't mean he can't have
followers, unbeknownst to his controller. Interesting . . .

>  I just go all gooey for a master martial artist in
> thick mascara.

Kind of a Rocky Horror Streetfighter thing?
An HK remake of Pricilla? That's got potential.
The characters have some nice, not necessarily obvious obsessions.  There's
some good stunt potential.  Making a TV bola from a pair of pantyhose and
fake breasts?  While I'm not entirely against pure exploitation, is there
enough left to say to keep stiletto heel slapstick fresh?  The wheels are
turnin'
--Stu



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