[UA] UA this one! (OT)

[Eric]

    Perfect.
        -- Eric, who knows art when he hears it . . . .

----- Original Message ----- 
From: Stuart Anderson <stuartanderson at qwest.net>
To: <ua at lists.uchicago.edu>
Sent: Monday, July 30, 2001 11:26 PM
Subject: Re: [UA] UA this one! (OT)


> Dammit, you're right!
> The secret presence of the Infamous Knob Monkey at a Boy Scout
> Jamboree could make life difficult for Drunken Scout Master.  It
> would have to be balanced, somehow with a *good* monkey.  Perhaps
> the disembodied soul of the monkey used in the creation of the
> Infamous Knob Monkey is bound psychically to his nemesis, and
> Drunken Scout Master's mind is so weak in times of stress, he can
> be easily possessed.  Something UA is bound to happen when Jackie
> Chan's body is possessed by the feces-flinging rage of a ghost
> monkey.
> --Stu
> 
> 
> 
> Eric wrote:
> 
> >     I like it, but it needs a monkey.
> >         -- Eric
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: Stuart Anderson <stuartanderson at qwest.net>
> > To: <ua at lists.uchicago.edu>
> > Sent: Monday, July 30, 2001 6:52 PM
> > Subject: Re: [UA] UA this one! (OT)
> >
> > > Matthew Rowan Norwood wrote:
> > >
> > > > Drunken Scout Master? Wasn't that a Jackie Chan movie?
> > >
> > > There it is!
> > > The Three Ninjas (gone bad, as ninjas do) infiltrate the
> > > scouts in order to assassinate the entire archaeological
> > > anthropology community by planting a deadly, highly
> > > communicative virus in those fossil prints.  Sam Neil's
> > > character from the JP flicks will visit the scene tomorrow
> > > to give a demonstration to the scouts on his way to a top
> > > secret lecture to the Scientographic Institute of Science.
> > > Drunken Scout Master Chan overhears the plot as he's taking
> > > a leak behind the chow tent.  He recruits feckless Eagle
> > > Scouts, Pete and Pete to help.  They destroy the tainted
> > > prints and go to jail.  How can Drunken Scout Master free
> > > them?  And who is the mysterious Etruscan stranger, watching
> > > his every move, who thinks he knows too much?
> > > --Stu



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