[UA] UA this one! (OT)

[Stuart Anderson]

Dammit, you're right!
The secret presence of the Infamous Knob Monkey at a Boy Scout
Jamboree could make life difficult for Drunken Scout Master.  It
would have to be balanced, somehow with a *good* monkey.  Perhaps
the disembodied soul of the monkey used in the creation of the
Infamous Knob Monkey is bound psychically to his nemesis, and
Drunken Scout Master's mind is so weak in times of stress, he can
be easily possessed.  Something UA is bound to happen when Jackie
Chan's body is possessed by the feces-flinging rage of a ghost
monkey.
--Stu



Eric wrote:

>     I like it, but it needs a monkey.
>         -- Eric
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Stuart Anderson <stuartanderson at qwest.net>
> To: <ua at lists.uchicago.edu>
> Sent: Monday, July 30, 2001 6:52 PM
> Subject: Re: [UA] UA this one! (OT)
>
> > Matthew Rowan Norwood wrote:
> >
> > > Drunken Scout Master? Wasn't that a Jackie Chan movie?
> >
> > There it is!
> > The Three Ninjas (gone bad, as ninjas do) infiltrate the
> > scouts in order to assassinate the entire archaeological
> > anthropology community by planting a deadly, highly
> > communicative virus in those fossil prints.  Sam Neil's
> > character from the JP flicks will visit the scene tomorrow
> > to give a demonstration to the scouts on his way to a top
> > secret lecture to the Scientographic Institute of Science.
> > Drunken Scout Master Chan overhears the plot as he's taking
> > a leak behind the chow tent.  He recruits feckless Eagle
> > Scouts, Pete and Pete to help.  They destroy the tainted
> > prints and go to jail.  How can Drunken Scout Master free
> > them?  And who is the mysterious Etruscan stranger, watching
> > his every move, who thinks he knows too much?
> > --Stu
> >
> >
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