[UA] Lavomancy

[Royal Minister of Stuff]

--- Stuart Anderson <stuartanderson at qwest.net> wrote:
> Royal Minister of Stuff wrote:
> 
> >  I'm not asking whether this
> > is a good school or not.  I needed help thinking
> up
> > Formula Magic for it.
> 
> All I can come up with at the moment are titles:
> Formula 44 (I'd prefer Formula .44)

> 99 44/100 Percent Pure
Since I sold my wife on Elmore's version of the school
(and she really dug calling it Baptomancy and the
holier-than-thou stuff) this one will definitely be
used with a Marilyn Chambers tie-in.  It makes someone
actually feel the weight of everyone's expectations of
their virtue.  If you do a good deed or impress
someone, their expectations rise and this spell makes
you understand that in gravitic terms.  You feel
heavier, more burdened, more labored.  

> Squeaky Clean
> This Side Tingles!
> The Clean That Refreshes
> So Effective, You Can Skip A Day
> Dust Bunny Apocalypse (I think this should be the
> Blast)
> Fecal Matter Detector
> VirusScan (maybe these cats can combat the dreaded
> Word Virus somehow)
> Bull Roarer
> Sage Burning
> Soul Napkin
> That "Less Than Fresh" Feeling
> Clean Room (as in where chips are made)
> Strong Enough For a Man . . .
> Kills Bugs Dead (another good blast, invoked by
> yelling Raid!)
> USDA's Seal of Wholesomeness
> 
> Maybe that'll spark something.


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-- Rp Bowman, Royal Minister of Stuff
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