[UA] Lavomancy

[Stuart Anderson]

Royal Minister of Stuff wrote:

>  I'm not asking whether this
> is a good school or not.  I needed help thinking up
> Formula Magic for it.

All I can come up with at the moment are titles:
Formula 44 (I'd prefer Formula .44)
99 44/100 Percent Pure
Squeaky Clean
This Side Tingles!
The Clean That Refreshes
So Effective, You Can Skip A Day
Dust Bunny Apocalypse (I think this should be the Blast)
Fecal Matter Detector
VirusScan (maybe these cats can combat the dreaded Word Virus somehow)
Bull Roarer
Sage Burning
Soul Napkin
That "Less Than Fresh" Feeling
Clean Room (as in where chips are made)
Strong Enough For a Man . . .
Kills Bugs Dead (another good blast, invoked by yelling Raid!)
USDA's Seal of Wholesomeness

Maybe that'll spark something.

I'd offer "I shower and shower but don't get clean" as some statement of the
paradox.


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