[UA] [OT] Adam Corolla

[Gregory Paul Stolze]

To be fair to Adam Corolla, he's also the co-host of the radio show
"Loveline" in which troubled and confused people call in and discuss their
sex/drug/personal problems with him and Dr. Drew Pinski.  The two of them
are a good balance.  Dr. Drew is the compassionate healer and addiction
specialist, but he's sometimes a bit of a softie.  Adam is the
trash-talking wiseguy, but every once in a while you need him to tell it
sharp.  ("Loveline" used to be one of my guilty pleasures when I was
driving back from late classes.)  

For my money, the best bits...

#1

ADAM: I'd like you to know, Drew, that you've ruined strip clubs for me.  I
can't see the woman come on stage without... hey, can we get that cheesy
stip music going here?  Thanks.  ...without hearing the announcer say
something like "...Aaaand let's have a big hand for JASMINE!  Jasmine was
molested by her stepfather when she was thirteen!  She's never had a
healthy relationship and NEVER WILL!  She hates all men, and most of all
she HATES YOU!  Give it up for JASMINE!"

#2

DR. DREW: I just... I can't get through to these people, can I?  Why do I
even try?  You know what I'd like to do?  "Dr. Drew's Reverse Advice Show."
 The show where I say the exact OPPOSITE of what I have to, since that's
what these people want to hear.  Wanna get in a threesome?  Sure, I never
heard of THAT turning out badly.  Unprotected anal sex?  Knock yourself
out.  Don't like taking your Xanax?  Hey, maybe you can trade it to one of
the other kids for his Ritalin!

Sorry.  Back on topic soon, I promise.

-G.
"I know people who have gotten laid in real life because of Everquest." 
	-- For my money, the scariest sentence John Tynes ever wrote.

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