[UA] [OT] Beer? Bad?

[Tim Toner]

----- Original Message -----
From: Gregory Paul Stolze <holycrow at mindspring.com>
To: <ua at lists.uchicago.edu>
Sent: Friday, September 29, 2000 5:55 AM
Subject: Re: [UA] [OT] Beer? Bad?


>
> Once you get in the habit, beer drinking becomes easier and easier.  But
it
> all depends on context at first.

Normally I don't repost jokes, but this one is a doozy, and sums my attitude
up to a 'T':

In Amsterdam, a world wide convention of brewers was held. The presidents of
many
of the world's greatest breweries were on hand, and many of them decided to
go out
for dinner together on the first evening.

The waiter asked what they would like to drink, and the CEO of Miller said,
"The Best Beer in
the world, an MGD please!"

The president of Budweiser asked for "The King of Beers, make it a Bud!".

Adolph Coors requested a "From mountain spring water, the clearest beer, a
Coors if you
don't mind."

And so it went around the large table, each president asking for the brew
from his own
company as if it was the best.

Finally, the waiter came to Arthur Guinness. "And you sir?" he queried.

"I'll have a Coke!" was Guinness's reply.

"A Coke??!?" The waiter was shocked. "Wouldn't you rather have a Guinness,
sir?"

Arthur looked at the waiter, and gestured to his companions "Well," he said,
"If they're not
drinking beer, then neither will I!"


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