[UA] Australia Strikes Again

[Nick Wedig]

>BANK OFFERS LOW-INTERST GNOME
<snip>
>ObUA:  Okay, this is relatively simple.  The Reserve Bank and the gnomes tie
>in together nicely as a veiled attack against the Gnomes of Zurich, from
>Illuminati fame.  The number 96 may refer to the last Summer Games, held in
>1996, suggesting that they would have been held in Sydney, if not for the
>not-so-tender machinations of the Plutomancers who run the nation.  "We know
>your game," the gnomes mutely scream, "and we're not going to be moved!"
>What may be more critical would be the position of the gnomes on the steps,
>as well as their orientation.  For all we know, this could be the gnomish
>qibla, as they pay their reverence to the Undergnome, the dark lord of pain,
>currently residing on a lawn in San Modesto, CA.

Wow, now I have to write up a Mageekian (is that the right word? am i confused?) obsessed with garden gnomes, who secretly go around stealing money and things, what with the gnomes of Zurich connection.  And they speak to each other in a language that sounds like the Sims talking to each other (Swiss isn't an actual language, right? so that's what they're speaking).

Mr. teapot
gnome of zurich

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