[UA] Australia Strikes Again

[Patrick O'Duffy]

Timothy Toner wrote:

> Great Googooly Moogoolies!  An event so twisted, so half-baked, so insanely
> cool happens, and nary a squeek from Our Men Down Under?  Hang your heads in
> shame, boyos.

Eh.  Sydney.  Like I care.

> For all we know, this could be the gnomish
> qibla, as they pay their reverence to the Undergnome, the dark lord of pain,
> currently residing on a lawn in San Modesto, CA.

Not, say, something outlandish, like bored students jacked off about the
Olympics and about the banks.

Look, everyone in Australia hates the banks.  Hates them like poison.  They're
just lucky it was gnomes, and not mines.

--
Patrick O'Duffy, Brisbane, Australia

These unemployed actors gone bad are the worst.  When they're not whoring
on streetcorners or trying to look menacing as they loiter around the drama
sections of bookstores, they form gangs that relentlessly try to attach
themselves to stylish homosexuals and break all the noise laws by bitching
about pretty girls and people with talent.  The bastards.

 - Spider Jerusalem, TRANSMETROPOLITAN: I HATE IT HERE



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