[UA] Blair Witch 2

[Doug Stalker]

> > > "About halfway through the movie, I found myself thinking, 'You know what
> > > this flick needs?  Jackie Chan.'"   -The Self-Made Critic, reviewing BW2
> >
> > I just saw "Legend of the Drunken Master" last night. It's my opinion
> > that EVERYthing needs Jackie Chan. At least a little bit.
> 
> It's a well-known axiom in filmic studies that no film yet
> produced in the history of cinema could not have been
> improved with Jackie Chan and/or a monkey.

Don't forget Ninjas.  Every film needs more ninjas.  

Preferably ninja-monkeys.

 - Doug 

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