[UA] [OT] Strom Thurmond

[Gregory Paul Stolze]

At 11:28 AM 11/11/2000 EST, you wrote:
>
>> >
>> >He's 98, by far the oldest senator ever to hold office in the US 
>>Congress.
>>
>>Did I ever tell y'all about the Strom Thurmond dream I had?  This is no
>>bullshit.  I really had a dream about Senator Thurmond, and it was WEIRD.
>>
>>-G.
>
>OK, inquiring minds want to know.  What was your Strom Thurmond dream about, 
>Greg?  Was he in leather?  Please say he was in leather.

No, he wasn't in leather.

This was, honest to GOD, no shit, what I dreamed. 

Okay.  

I was me, but I was in a play.  In the play, hospitals had gotten so
crowded that poor patients were stacked two to a bed.  My character was one
such poor patient, and my bed mate (it turned out) was the illegitimate
half-black half-sister of Strom Thurmond.  In an effort to extend his life,
doctors had cut off his head and attached it to the back of her thigh (the
only place with enough blood flow to keep it alive).  

So the play started with me sitting up in bed and saying "Whoa, I had the
weirdest dream.  I dreamed these doctors stuck a white guy's head on your
ass!"

-G.
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