Bad movies was Re: [UA] The Screenplay

[Piotr Pogorzelski]

Final Scene: Interior hospital. Dirk Allen is lying on a 
bed, dying.
>Monitoring equipment is going beep beep beep.
>*Enter the Freak. Accompanied by touching music, the Freak 
opens Allen's
>shirt and pushes her hand through his skin. His liver 
heals. Allen opens his
>eyes.*
>Allen: I love you, you Beautiful Freak.
>*Music rises to a crescendo so sweet it makes your teeth 
rot. Fade to
>credits.*

You made me splits my soda all over my screen, laughing, 
you idiot! "I love you, you beautiful freak". Was a great 
line!

>Optionally, even happier ending: The Freak turns out to 
be Dirk's missing
>first wife.

Actually, that's a great idea! It explains why the Freak 
wish to make Allen suffer: anywone who's been divorced or 
who knows someone who have been knows that an ex-wife is a 
kind of arch-villain...

Gregory Pogorzelski

"Perlocutory Scatotechnia: science of analysing the 
differents fomulas to make someone go f*ck"

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