OT: Bad movies was Re: [UA] The Screenplay

[Nick Wedig]

>Final Scene: Interior hospital. Dirk Allen is lying on a bed, dying.
>Monitoring equipment is going beep beep beep.
>*Enter the Freak. Accompanied by touching music, the Freak opens Allen's
>shirt and pushes her hand through his skin. His liver heals. Allen opens his
>eyes.*
>Allen: I love you, you Beautiful Freak.
>*Music rises to a crescendo so sweet it makes your teeth rot. Fade to
>credits.*
>
>Optionally, even happier ending: The Freak turns out to be Dirk's missing
>first wife.

I was expecting the Freak to hand Dirk Allen the magickally important liquor they've been fighting over the whole movie, and then Allen uses it to cure his liver cancer.

Anyway, the chances of a UA movie seem slim, and the chances of a _good_ UA movie even slimmer.  Alas

Mr. Teapot
not as deep as a well, nor wide as a church door

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