[UA] Vile idea I need help with

[Gareth Hanrahan]

>So my question:  What could possibly motivate someone to get a limo
that
>is powered by orphans?  The closest I could come is some twisted
analogue
>of the big robber barons of the 19th century who would (supposedly)
light
>their cigars with 100 dollar bills, just because they could.


My initial thought was of a limo that could drive into others
people's dreams, but that's not hugely UA-ish.
Maybe a really dark Pilgrim avatar could use it - or here's an idea:
a few years back, this nasty sorcerer was cursed by a coalition of
rival adepts. The spell they used on him said he could never touch
the living earth again, and that the very ground would reject him. He
can't walk on the ground. Any ground vehicles he uses stall.

Evil sorcerer dude eventually worked out that he can still walk on
*people*. His limo has a protective buffer of kids which protect him
from the spell. He has a couple of servants who form a living
pavement for him when he wants to walk from the limo to his house.
Inside his house, he's got a web of robes, slings and pulleys to get
around without setting foot on the ground. (Ok, I'm getting
derivative now...)

>Awaiting the twisted wisdom of the UA list --
>
>-- Sben
Gar
"This is not This is not really happening
You bet your life it is"  - Tori Amos



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