[UA] Used Clothing

[Gregory Paul Stolze]

At 02:59 AM 04/19/2000 -0700, you wrote:
>1) Who was Sasha?

Sasha?  SASHA?  Don't you realize that was the name James Jesus Angelton
gave to the suspected Soviet "super-mole" in the CIA?!?

>2) Why was his bathrobe--in excellent condition--for sale in a 
>used-clothing store?

Dude, he probably died.  That, or he gained weight until it wouldn't fit.
(Though I suppose that would be quite a trick for a bathrobe.)

>3) What happens to the person who wears it?

He magickally feels less chilly when he gets out of the shower.  Plus, his
housemates all look at him funny and say "Who the hell is 'Sasha'?"

-G.
They laughed at Galileo. They laughed at Newton. But they also laughed
at Bozo the Clown.
                            --Carl Sagan

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