[UA]: Faeries

Gregory Paul Stolze holycrow at mindspring.com
Thu Feb 25 19:06:15 PST 1999


At 01:03 PM 2/25/99 -0800, Michael Daisey wrote:
>Faeries in UA.
>
>Debate.  Discuss.  Dissect.

Oh, I wanted the Fair Folk in the main rulebook.  They were innocent, tiny,
indescribably beautiful pure and naive beings with wings and wonder and
everything.  And if you ate one, it shaved five or ten hard years off your
age.  That's why they're almost completely extinct: raggedy ass adepts who
know that chowing down on one of the cute little fuckers will do more to
retard aging than all the goddamn ginseng in China.

-G.
1899 Phrenologist: Your son has the sloping forehead of a sexual deviant:
better put him in an asylum.
1999 Gene Therapist: Your fetus has the "date rape" gene.  Better abort.




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