[Bldg-sim] 20th Anniversary Attempt at Humor

[Joe Huang]

Now, now, Jason.

Some people are quite sensitive about simulation run times. Several 
years ago when EnergyPlus got converted to C and somebody, clearly not 
that knowledgeable, wrote that now you can go get a cup of coffee and 
the run will be done.  I questioned that converting Fortran to C would 
have any effect on runtime, and found out later that comment had pissed 
off someone for months.

The biggest laugh I've had with BLDG-SIM postings were the ones like, "I 
want to learn XXX.  Please help me !!".

Joe

On 3/8/2019 1:16 PM, Jason Glazer via Bldg-sim wrote:
> Continuing the story....
>
> Right after they finish ordering their coffees, the EnergyPlus user 
> starts walking to the exit.
>
> The eQUEST user asks: "where are you going?"
>
> The EnergyPlus user says: "I think mine should be ready in an hour or 
> two."
>
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> On 3/8/2019 3:03 PM, Michael J Witte via Bldg-sim wrote:
>> An EnergyPlus user, an eQUEST user, and an IESVE user walk into a 
>> coffee shop.
>>
>> One orders a tall dark roast with room.
>>
>> The next one orders a venti medium roast with a shot of Irish 
>> whiskey, or make that two shots.
>>
>> The next one orders a grande creme brulee latte, with two extra 
>> shots, half-blonde, half-decaf, long ristretto shots, semi-dry, 
>> nonfat milk, no whip, extra sprinkles, in a mug for here.
>>
>> The other two just roll their eyes and shake their heads.
>>
>> <wait for it>
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>> "What? I like lots of options. That's why I use EnergyPlus!"
>>
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