[Bldg-sim] 20th Anniversary Attempt at Humor

[John Aulbach]

Attaboy, Jason. As soon as someone makes Energy Plus as simple as eQuest, i might use it. No one seems to have MADE an easy learn, and it took me too long to learn DOE 2 to relearn another. As Captain Kirk once said "Hopping Galaxies is a job for the young.."
Meriwether ESAS since 1977, DOE 2 since 1984, eQuest since 2004. And I probably have forgotten more than I know.
You are a great bunch of people !!

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  On Fri, Mar 8, 2019 at 1:16 PM, Jason Glazer via Bldg-sim<bldg-sim at lists.onebuilding.org> wrote:   Continuing the story....

Right after they finish ordering their coffees, the 
EnergyPlus user starts walking to the exit.

The eQUEST user asks: "where are you going?"

The EnergyPlus user says: "I think mine should be ready in 
an hour or two."


On 3/8/2019 3:03 PM, Michael J Witte via Bldg-sim wrote:
> An EnergyPlus user, an eQUEST user, and an IESVE user walk 
> into a coffee shop.
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> One orders a tall dark roast with room.
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> The next one orders a venti medium roast with a shot of 
> Irish whiskey, or make that two shots.
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> The next one orders a grande creme brulee latte, with two 
> extra shots, half-blonde, half-decaf, long ristretto 
> shots, semi-dry, nonfat milk, no whip, extra sprinkles, in 
> a mug for here.
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> The other two just roll their eyes and shake their heads.
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> <wait for it>
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> "What? I like lots of options. That's why I use EnergyPlus!"
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