[UA] Urbanomancer or videomancer?

[Russell Rayburn]

So, this:

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iO2_bf4X8GlRZiIJuAB0uuXovmegD95F75R00

"MIAMI (AP) — State troopers are looking for a charity to take
thousands of shoes that were dumped on a Miami expressway, tying up
rush hour traffic. Lt. Pat Santangelo says the Florida Highway Patrol
received a call about the shoes Friday morning.

Santangelo says he's not sure where the shoes came from. There were no
signs of a crash and no one stopped to claim them. He says he hopes
someone will take them because he doesn't want to send them to the
dump.

Workers using a front-end loader and a dump truck were able to quickly
clear at least one lane by sweeping all the shoes to shoulder, but
delays were expected until they could all be removed. "

Is this an urbanomancer working on getting a charge by changing
traffic patterns, or could it be a side effect of a Miami videomancer
bringing Dexter (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter_Morgan
)
to life?

Thoughts?