[UA] Personamancer Prodigy

[teucer at pobox.com]

Nah, he's gunning for a major charge. When he stands trial, he's going
to get it - and I can't wait to see him burn it up.

You see, he isn't really 14. He's actually a young (and young-looking)
man who worked as a secretary at the police office for a while as part
of paying his way through college (and as he's a budding
Personamancer, is it any wonder he's a theater major?) and was there
long enough to get the idea. Now he has the whole country fooled into
thinking he's his neighbor's teenage son, who he sort of resembles -
even to the point of being charged as a minor under said teenage son's
name.