[UA] similar to creepypasta - containment procedures

[Jon Hendrickson]

This one seems particularly UA-
>From Scp Wiki

*Item #:* SCP-157

*Object Class:* Euclid

*Special Containment Procedures:* Item SCP-157 is to be kept in a sealed
lead box inside an otherwise empty room. Personnel assigned to study SCP-157
must be unarmed, wearing Class IV biohazard suits. In the event of a suit
breach, the compromised personnel will be subject to a cavity search and
X-ray. If SCP-157 is not on the offender's person, they will be subject to a
full body MRI before being released.

*Description:* SCP-157 is a bullet of inconstant make and caliber, shifting
form to match the make of any guns brought within 30 meters. Previously,
SCP-157 has been recorded changing size as large as an artillery shell. (See
Documents) SCP-157 exerts an unconscious pull on persons within 30 meters.
Class D personnel exposed to the bullet outside of its lead case report
feelings of euphoria and delusions of grandeur. They also report a strong
desire to load SCP-157 into a weapon, and become violent when they are
restrained from doing so. When a gun is loaded with SCP-157 it will not fire
unless pointed at a living target.

*Documents:* SCP-157's first recorded use was in April of 1775 during the
battle at Old North Bridge in Concord, Massachusetts. SCP-157 was seen again
in 1914 on June 28th, where it was used to assassinate the Archduke Franz
Ferdinand. SCP-157 showed up a third time in Russia during the October
revolution as an artillery shell fired from the Cruiser Aurora. (As the
shell fired was a blank, SCP-157 seems to have the capability to change its
composition.) The most notable appearance of SCP-157 was when it was a 6.5 x
52 mm round fired from the Italian Carcano rifle that killed John F.
Kennedy. SCP-157 was last found in a Titan Missile Silo in 1989, where it
was sealed and transported to its current location.

*Addendum 157-2:* When brought near
SCP-042<http://editthis.info/scp_wiki/SCP-042>,
SCP-157 changed shape to a large bone slug, approximately 3 inches (7.62 cm)
in length and 1 inch (2.54 cm) in diameter. The slug was irregularly shaped
and appeared to be boiling as if from the inside. At the same time, an
orifice in SCP-042 appeared to allow the slug to be inserted.

Testing with class-D personnel have been scheduled to discern the effects of
this slug.


On 6/14/08, Scott Dorward <scott at microwavesushi.com> wrote:
>
> On Sat, June 14, 2008 6:23 am, Ross Payton wrote:
> > http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/70544932/Special+Containment+Procedures/
>
>
> For some reason that reminds me it bit of the lyrics to Hawkwind's Sonic
> Attack (written by Michael Moorcock):
>
> In case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules:
>
> If you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm
> simultaneously.
> Do not waste time blocking your ears.
> Do not waste time seeking a "sound proofed" shelter.
> Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
> Do not panic
> Do not panic
>
> Use your wheels. It is what they are for.
> Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
> and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
> Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
> If no wheels are available - metal - not organic -
> limbs should be employed whenever practical.
>
> Remember:
> In the case of sonic attack survival means
> "Every man for himself"
> Statistically more people survive if they think
> only of themselves
> Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
> You have only a few seconds to escape
> Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die
> Think only of yourself
> Think only of yourself
> Do not panic
> Think only of yourself
> Think only of yourself
>
> These are the first signs of sonic attack:
> You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
> You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
> You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
> You will feel the need to vomit
> You will feel dizzy
> You will have difficulty focussing
> You will need to breathe more rapidly
> There will be bleeding from orifices
> There will be an ache in the pelvic region
> You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter
>
> These are all signs of imminent sonic destruction
> Your only protection is flight
> If you are less than ten years old
> Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
> Remember - you can help no one else
> You can help no one else
> You can help no one else
> Do not panic
> Think only of yourself
> Think only of yourself
> Think only of yourself
>
> Think only of yourself
>
> Think only of yourself
>
>
> Think only of yourself
>
>
>
> --
> "I am perplexed."
>   - Aleister Crowley's last words
>
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