[UA] The McRules of Life

[Tim Bisaillon]

Don't confuse franchises! We don't Biggie size, we don't have onion rings or 
nachos, and no...you may not "Have it your way."

If you ordered a burger without pickles and they somehow ended up there 
anyway... just pick them off because that's all I'm going to do when you 
bring it back to me to "fix it."

Don't come into the lobby two minutes before we close. Chances are I've 
already cleaned, and it will only cause me to do unspeakable things to your 
(already stale) food.

Don't scream at me if I ask you to repeat your order... we're talking about 
cheeseburgers, not missiles... so calm down!

If you don't see tomatoes on the sandwich in the picture don't [f#@%ing] ask 
me to take them off. The Big Mac has been around for ages... it doesn't have 
tomatoes.

Does this look like Toys-R-Us? Who cares if your kid's got 10 of the same 
toy already. That's telling me you don't feed them at home enough!

When I hand you your food and say "Have a nice day," you better respond with 
a smile, a "Thanks, you too," or at least acknowledge my existence. Its 
called being polite people.Wow


http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/2006/08/mcdonalds-employee-has-mcrules-for-you.html