[UA] Iconomancer Breaking Taboo?

nick wedig nickwedig at yahoo.com
Thu Aug 31 16:29:44 PDT 2006


> > Has anyone thought that this guy might actually BE Tom Cruise? :)
> 
> 
> That's why  no one has seen the baby yet. The real Cruise tried to
> beak with
> the Scientologists in 2000. They replaced him with the fake one using
> a
> ritual to pass him off as the real thing even to a test of his DNA.


Of course, the recent weirdness that Cruise has been displaying is
simply the copy breaking down, obviously.  So the Scientologists are on
a nationwide manhunt for Cruise, so they can make a new copy.


> The real Cruise is a broken man, seeking refuge in prescription
> drugs.
> However someday soon he'll meet the real Isaac Hayes and then the
> Church had
> better watch out.

Naw, Cruise is stealing the prescription drugs because they help him
resist the Scientologist brainwashing.  That's why Scientologists are
so opposed to drugs and psychiatrists.

Mr. Teapot
a broken man, seeking refuge in fast food and video games

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