[UA] Traveling Unicorns

[Chris Cooper]

--- Jade Hammons <xadxevion at gmail.com> wrote:
 
> Of course it's just possible, from a UA point of
> view, that the Unicorn just literally took itself
> for a walk. 

A bronze unicorn going for a walk? Not without that
300 pound brone virgin to seduce it. This whole thing
stinks of ritualised Naked Goddess derring-dos.

Maybe it's a real unicorn stuck as a
> statue until some event happens, or it was
> temporarily animated from an unnatural event of some
> kind. And don't get me started on those thaumaturges
> and their wacky spells.

The ritualists had to pretend to hunt the unicorn and
stab it with the killing blow. Actually just whacking
it with sticks until it fell over. Then they dipped
its horn in a sacrificial grail.

A bit of rubbing and put it back on its pedestal.

Cheers,

Chris.




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