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[James Knevitt]

I think my favorite would be:

46.  Giant green pincers burst through Pat Robertson's liver-spotted
chest from the inside out during routine taping of The 700 Club. An
enormous praying mantis emerges covered in rib fragments and macerated
lung effluvia, announcing to the world in a booming voice: "YOUR PUNY
PRAYERS ECHO THROUGH SPACE AND THE STARS LAUGH. EARTH IS DOOMED!"