[UA] Spamomancy

[John C]

>From Hitherby Dragons:

                                                           *****
The magician sits at her terminal. She is quiet. She is patient. She is 
calm.

She clicks open her mailbox. She regards the first spam.

"Herbal penis enlargement," she says, and consults her manual. "A spam of 
the suit of drugs---but, ultimately, a spam of ascension. It offers three 
inches. Some say that the first inch is mene, the second tekel, and the 
third ufarsin; but I am fonder of the school that has them as a mystical 
representation of the Holy Trinity."

She considers.

"This spam does not speak of my material genitalia," she concludes, "nor 
offer to affect them. It tells me of the pillar of the world. These are the 
inches on which humanity rises from nothingness, to animal, to human, to 
god. In this reading, it defines me: I am the seeker. I have the power, over 
myself and the world. I can make things better."

She clicks again.

"The jack of pr0n," she says. "Russian wives want to love me up. This is a 
spam of journeys and unmet obligations...."
                                                           *****


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Wonderful stuff....

John Crimmins

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