[UA] Words from a Casino Floor

Chris Cooper insectking at yahoo.com
Tue Mar 16 00:39:06 PST 2004


--- Cassady Toles <con_job at excite.com> wrote:
>  I told you guys about my job a few months ago, but
> basically I work in a casino where my key job task
> is to separate losers from their money.  

I have a few advantages (i.e. I don't have to wait
> for a seat, I have an unlimited bankroll, I play by
> a mathematically designed system that a computer has
> determined maximizes my house advantage and
> minimizes my player disadvantage, etc.).

Ah ha! Cassady's channelling the Gambler.

Two nights ago I had a particularly
> rude and obnoxious bank-chaser on my table who was
> managing to get into  as many banks as I was
> (sacrelidge).

Entropomancer, known as Papa. 

Dukes duking it out.

Temporary
> set-back at best.  The bank's a little cold.  It'll
> heat up in a half-hour.  J:  You need to get it
> under control.  We've come so far in the last few
> months.  You need to send a Sicilian Message.

Slit his throat and flop his tongue? Slap his
girlfriend around?

Rough casinos you work in, Cass.

Cheers,

Chris.

=====
The little bird that is the song in my heart
is too tired to be carried
by its battered wings.

It falls, crashes...
... and is still in its bone cage...

Dead Inside from Atomic Sock Monkey press.


                                      www.atomicsockmonkey.com

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