[UA] Terror in a Tiny Terrace

[Chad Underkoffler]

http://www.bergen.com/page.php?level_3_id=60&page=2660192

Tall tales a problem for 'Midgetville'
Saturday, April 27, 2002

By TARA KANE
Staff Writer

Some teenagers think Totowa's Norwood Terrace has residents
worth taking a long drive to see.

"Oh, there are midgets living there," says Jessica, a
16-year-old from Lodi. "One night my friends and I drove there
around 10 p.m. and one of the little dudes came out with a
shotgun. My friend still has three little bullet holes in his
car!"

A teenager from Rochelle Park claims a similar experience: "I
got chased once by the midgets, and one of them had something in
his hand," said Ted, who is 19. "I think it was a shotgun."
[...]


Oh, yeah.


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Chad Underkoffler [chadu at yahoo.com]
http://www.geocities.com/chadu/index.html
"When I became a man I put away childish things. Like the 
fear of being childish, and the desire to be a grownup." 
  -- C. S. Lewis

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