[UA] [DG] Tynes vs. us fanboys

Tim Bisaillon knightbane at hotmail.com
Mon Apr 22 10:49:35 PDT 2002


> > Tynes is a pretty big guy and he's a Businessman.
> > I've seen him, but not Stolze. My money's on Tynes vs.
> > us fanboys.
>
>For some reason I had in my mind the scene from the Simpsons episode where
>Mr Burns decides to cut off the workers' supply of donuts. you know, the
>scene where the donut guy has the box of donuts under his arm, swinging a
>chain around his head, holding the workers back. Lenny (or is it Carl?)
>tries to go for the donuts and the guy smacks him down with the chain;
>"Anybody else wanna be a hero?"
>
>Now, the image I had was at GenCon, with Tynes, a hardback copy of UA2 
>under
>his arm, whirling a dicebag around his head by the drawstring, holding back
>us fanboys. Minister goes for the book; Tynes smacks him down. We shrink
>back, but Tim B. tries and is soundly thrashed by a wiry but tense Greg
>Stolze, wailing into him like a banshee on crack.

Tim B. turtles. Taking the beaten hoping that he had opened up an avenue for 
some lucky bastard to claim the prize.

>Later that day, the Palladium table is destroyed by rampaging UA fans.

hmmm, a UA LARP at Gen Con? I can dig it.

tjb

"I am the lizard king... I can do anything."
                              - Jim Morrison


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