[UA] Occult Hoaxes (old thread with multiple titles--you all know what I'm talking about)

[Kevin Elmore]

> Simple.  First, you never entered into a contract with
> anyone for that
> movie.  You simply claimed you'd be willing to pay for
> it.

Also, I was thinking about posting anonymously and
conveniently forget to include contact info.  Considering
how often urban legends spread via e-mail without any
dates, locations, or meaningful details, leaving off a name
and address won't diminish the credibility of the request.

> 
> Two, it doesn't exist.  If they make it, it's obvious
> it's not the
> version you were looking for.  :)

Heh, I'd almost be willing to shell out some money (not
$400 mind you) just for someone to actually make a porn
movie about The Naked Goddess.  The fact that it would be
done by someone who has no idea what he's filming would be
even more delicious.

Okay, so it's not likely to happen, but it's an amusing
thought.

> 
> I'm pretty sure you can't just send someone something and
> say they owe
> you money.  If so, expect a chewed up pen cap worth $200
> in a few days.

Hot damn!  It's the pen cap I always wanted with Jim
Morrison's teeth marks when he was being electrocuted by
Janis Joplin in some kinky Houston orgy!

Kevin



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