[UA] Real Doll (was: Weird coincidence)

[Ysidro]

James O'Rance wrote:
> 
> Kevin Elmore <kelmore at rocketmail.com> said:
> 
>  >>>Now if I can just pick up a fake ax, shotgun, and
> 14-year-old girl, then I'll have all the props I need.<<<
> 
> Warning: this website is appalling, in a my-god-it's-like-faked-porn kinda
> way.
> 
> Welcome to Real Doll
> <http://www.realdoll.com/>
> 
> "If you've dreamed of a love doll like this, you know exactly what we're
> talking about"
> 

Geez, are you guys behind on the horrible websites.  The realdolls
aren't the sick part.  The sick part is the webpage set up by a guy who
takes pictures of his realdolls.  And whose wife sleeps with hers (in
the "i'm taking my giant dolly to bed way" not the "show at about 1:30
on Showtime way").  And bought his first Realdoll second hand.

That last part just makes my brain shut off.

If you're really desperate to see this, do a search of
rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc on DejaGoogle on "realdolls".


> Websites like this make me suspect that "Happiness" was a documentary, not a
> black comedy. The dolls are damn realistic, as much as you can tell from the
> photographs. They'd make good clockworks.
>

I've never heard of  "Happiness".  Can you tell me more?

> I don't know if they do any 14-year-old models. If that's not illegal, then
> it's only one shocked news report away from becoming so.
>

Well, I don't think they age their dolls.  It's plastic, not whiskey. 
;)
 
> ObUA: Would a pornomancer who got off with a sex doll be breaking taboo?
> Could you craft a "real doll" style clockwork of the Naked Goddess?

IMO, I'd say yes to both.  Unless NG happened to use one in a movie or
some such...
 

Greg "frightened by the fact that he already knew about Realdolls years
ago"
-- 
Penn-Ohio Historical European Martial Arts Society
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