[UA] UA this one! (OT)

[Stuart Anderson]

Matthew Rowan Norwood wrote:

> Drunken Scout Master? Wasn't that a Jackie Chan movie?

There it is!
The Three Ninjas (gone bad, as ninjas do) infiltrate the
scouts in order to assassinate the entire archaeological
anthropology community by planting a deadly, highly
communicative virus in those fossil prints.  Sam Neil's
character from the JP flicks will visit the scene tomorrow
to give a demonstration to the scouts on his way to a top
secret lecture to the Scientographic Institute of Science.
Drunken Scout Master Chan overhears the plot as he's taking
a leak behind the chow tent.  He recruits feckless Eagle
Scouts, Pete and Pete to help.  They destroy the tainted
prints and go to jail.  How can Drunken Scout Master free
them?  And who is the mysterious Etruscan stranger, watching
his every move, who thinks he knows too much?
--Stu


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