[UA] Harrison Ford rescues missing Wyoming hiker

[Stuart Anderson]

Greg Stolze wrote:

> >This is the second time in a year Ford guided his
> >helicopter into the backcountry for a rescue.
> >
> >Last July, he plucked an Idaho Falls, Idaho, hiker off
> >11,106-foot Table Mountain in Teton County. Megan
> >Freeman climbed the mountain, but altitude sickness
> >and dehydration left her ill and unable to climb down.
> >Ford picked her up and flew her to a hospital.
>
> UA story: The PCs investigate a mysterious rash of disappearances and
> illnesses in Idaho.  There's no malevolent wendigo or violated indian
> burial ground: Just a bunch of celebrity-struck dumbfucks hoping to get
> rescued by Han Solo.

I think Ford kidnaps the bastards and hunts them for sport--faking the
"accidents" and "rescues" for mysterious reasons of his own.  He takes them
up on some remote butte where they realize the entire cast of American
Grafitti are sex-crazed cannibles.
--Stu


_______________________________________________
UA mailing list
UA at lists.uchicago.edu
http://lists.uchicago.edu/mailman/listinfo/ua